Please, come on in and let me show you around my humble abode. First stop, the kitchen. You will notice the state-of-the-art stove top and chopstick basket. There are also many hors d'oeuvres for my house guests. Only the best for the elite Wuhanians.
To your left you will see the dining room, complete with a full area map of Wuhan written entirely in simple Chinese symbols. Feel free to highlight the many tourist sites you may wish to travel to.
Ah, and now we are onto the living area. Pardon the clothing, it just came out of the wash. It is believed that the fine China air is the "cleanest" way to dry your knickers. In this room you may take sight of the 1992 model Haeir television that receives access to the finest CCTV news channel that Wuhan has to offer.
Up next is the terrace. Many may prefer to hang dry their clothing on the hangers in order to collect the aroma of the Chinese air.
And now take a look inside the guest bedroom. The decor is sure to make you feel young again.
To see where to action happens, step into the master suite. This room has a deluxe view of the park below, an office space for keeping up with the business, and plenty of storage. Please feel free to peruse the items around the room.
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| 16 more days until I head back to Beijing |
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| Good luck charms |
The highlight of the house is of course the washroom. In order to keep up with our leg exercises, we have installed a squat toilet. I am well on my way to achieving Tamilee Webb's buns of steel.
And there you have it, friends! Please come by any time.
Mandarin lesson:
cèsuǒ 厕所 (toilet/bathroom) Chúfáng 厨房 (kitchen) Wòshì 卧室 (bedroom)
I perused your room and still have to ask "what is a Rolf"
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